Thursday, November 29, 2012

Contract thief.

So when I can't sleep, I look at the mug shots online from Meck County. I like to see what the people's names are, what they're arrested for, and to see if their picture matches their reason for arrest. I like it when they're arrested for drugs paraphernalia and looked stoned in their pics. Or when they're pulled over for drunk driving and then are all disheveled in the picture.

Last night I couldn't sleep, so I scrolled through a couple of days worth of mug shots. And who do I see? OUR STUPID EFFING KITCHEN CONTRACTOR. Arrested for larceny (misdemeanor, $200 and up). So gawd only knows what he stole. Something worth more than $200.

Having had my house burglarized in Little Rock, I'm ridiculously paranoid about it happening again. I'm super careful about opening the blinds, carrying in shopping bags, and receiving shipping packages that are left at the front door. Now, I feel like he could have been casing the joint. Probably not, but my mind has been racing since I saw his ugly mug.

All our contractors (Head Fred sticky fingers and his workers) know Bob works a lot. They know I'm here alone. A lot. They know what we have, how large our ridic television is, what we have stored in our garage, and every item we have in our house. They also know we have guns strategically placed throughout the house (think Mr and Mrs Smith). That I'm unafraid to use, which my Mother pointed out is why they prob didn't mess with me. The entire reason we hired this guy was, because I felt comfortable with him. I felt okay being alone with him in the house. Well, I'll be damned if he isn't an effing criminal.

Ridiculousness.