I spoke entirely too effing soon.
When dudes installed our dishwasher, they installed it crooked and when they drilled it into the wall, they split the wall. Then when they tried to close it, they broke the top of the door. Did they tell me this? No. I discovered it last night. AFTER I had loaded the dishwasher to capacity.
So last night, I HAND WASHED every single glass, goblet, dish, pan, tupperware, casserole, and eating utensil in our house. HAND EFFING WASHED.
The dishwasher part has supposedly been ordered. Our reinstall will be scheduled upon arrival of the new door.
Omg. Ridic.