So. Ready for a schizo post? Here goes.
-I spent a majority of yesterday playing the new Tetris app I downloaded on my itelephone. The last thing I watched on television last night (this morning) before going to sleep (taking a nap) was All American Handyman. So guess what my short dream was about? Yep. The stars of All American Handyman were INSIDE the Tetris game on my itelephone, placing the blocks where I wanted them. By using mini cranes. Yeah...
-I'm allergic to toothpaste. I've never quite figured out what ingredient it is specifically, but regular ol' toothpaste makes me break out like a 14 year old boy. Seriously. Huge, massive ass things on my face and around my mouth. So. I avoid puberty (again), by using Toms of Maine. I typically order it online from the Toms store and buy 3-4 tubes at a time. Which comes to a whopping $20-$30 dollars per order. Sometimes I hate the fact that I spend that much on freaking toothpaste, but then I remember the potholes on my face if I choose to be cheap. Gah. I'm typically so low maintenance.
-Tomorrow our countertop people are coming to measure! Squee! So we're looking at two-ish weeks and then WE GET OUR KITCHEN BACK! I mean, after what will be (by that point) 12 weeks without one, you can imagine my excitement.
-I lose earring backs as often as most people change underwear. I wear the same studs every day of life, with exceptions like my wedding and the wedding we went to last weekend. Other than those days, I wear the same exact ones. And I play with the backs. I twist them. I pull them off and on. I lose them... So I go to Target and buy the little card of cheapo earrings and use the backs. Because of this, I have an abundance of random tacky little earrings in my nightstand.