Have ya'll seen the commercials for Lollipop Chainsaw? Apparently it's some sort of new game. For some sort of game console. If it ain't N64, this girl doesn't give a good got damn.
So I had to use The Google to see what this Lollipop Chainsaw stuff was all about. To save you some time, I'll just tell ya'll what is says...
Via wikipedia, "It features Juliet Starling, a cheerleader zombie hunter fighting zombies in a fictional California high school." Oh and apparently while she's fighting zombies, she carries around the severed (yet still living) head of her boyfriend, Nick. Yeeeeeeah.
Riddle me this, batman: Who the balls are they targeting with this game? What demographic is going to play that? 16 year old female cheerleaders? Probably not. I remember being a 16 year old cheerleader, and I sure as hell wasn't interested in playing shit like that. MarioKart on N64? Hells yeah. But only if it was raining outside. On a Saturday. When no boys were around to flirt with.
So who then? If any of you peeps out there find this answer, please gawd let me know.
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Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Edibles.
So the bath salts/people eating has made it's way to Louisiana. (If you missed something vital, that's where I'm from- raised in North, but lived in South for 4 years). A guy in South Louisiana bit a chunk of someones face over the weekend. I think this makes 5 "attacks?" I'm too lazy to use The Google at the moment. There. You have homework. Let me know the tally.
I'm amazed at the things people will do to get high. There's a flower that is prevalent in New Orleans and around the Mississippi River. It's a native of South America, but grows in other sub-tropics, such as the excessively humid Louisiana.
Anyway, these flowers, Angel Trumpets, are highly poisonous. Right around the time I moved to New Orleans, there were three kids in Kenna-brah who decided to eat these flowers to get high. Instead of a pleasant weed-ish-like high, one of the kids thought his arm was a roast beef sandwich. And ate it.
Yep. I mean, at least people now are eating other people instead of themselves. Right?
I'm amazed at the things people will do to get high. There's a flower that is prevalent in New Orleans and around the Mississippi River. It's a native of South America, but grows in other sub-tropics, such as the excessively humid Louisiana.
Anyway, these flowers, Angel Trumpets, are highly poisonous. Right around the time I moved to New Orleans, there were three kids in Kenna-brah who decided to eat these flowers to get high. Instead of a pleasant weed-ish-like high, one of the kids thought his arm was a roast beef sandwich. And ate it.
Yep. I mean, at least people now are eating other people instead of themselves. Right?
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