The answer.

So. Someone asked me why I waited until after the wedding to make our new blog "public." Easy answer. Privacy.

Bob and I both have some fairly psychotic skeletons in our closet. (Really, it's just him, but I say we to make him feel better.) While I wanted to continue sharing our lives and wedding planning with ya'll, I didn't want to risk the skeletons interfering. And trust me, "they" would have.

So now that the wedding is over and nothing can be ruined or effed with, here we are. Public. For all the world to see. Anyone who doesn't like it at this point is going to have to get the hell over it and move on. Finally. Please.

Me and blogs.

I'm still trying to get into the hang of this new blog. Blogs are weird things. You write about your life (and if you're me, as sarcastically as possible), never knowing who, if anyone, actually reads it. Then, when/if you stop, people come out of the freaking woodwork and tell you they miss your stuff. Really? You people are so weird. I'm not going to name names, but you freakshows who think I should write a book are off your damn rocker. Write a book? Puhlease. Not as long as pinterest in still available.

So anyway. Blogs. Out of respect for Bob and our blooming relationship, I started this new one. I wanted a fresh start. A new beginning. However, as life happens, things from my old blog will re-emerge here. And probably with links. Ya'll know I love a link.

To catch you up on us: Bob is in training at the moment. He has been a pilot for a commercial airline for years, but he's been deployed for the last 24 months. And he got a promotion while he was gone. So. That lands him back in training for 6 weeks. In Houston. How gross.

While Bob's in training, I'm planning our wedding, planning my move to the east coast, and planning to strangle myself. Yikes!

The Soon to be Guys.

So. Welcome to my new blog. If you read my old one, you know that after 9 years of friendship, Bob and finally got our stuff together. And we're getting married. In two months. Holy balls!

For those of you who are new, Bob and I met in college when he moved in next door to me. June 1, 2002. We became the best of friends during those college days. Sharing the torture of many family functions, many plates of cheesefries, and as many chick flicks as I could cram into our lives. Poor guy was definitely stuck in "the friend zone."

Fast forward 9 years, June 26, 2011. He came back from (yet another) deployment, called me in Little Rock, and invited me over to Memphis for the weekend. And life just clicked. Everything made sense. Our family and friends exclaimed, "FINALLY!" And so here we are. Getting married in 2 months.

Bob and Candi are not our real names, but are the names we gave each other after one particularly horrendous movie (that I loved) from our college days. So here we are (almost).. Bob and Candi Guy. Welcome to our life!