You know how sometimes when you buy a cheap shirt, there's a quality control sticker in there? Like an "Inspected by #437" sticker to show you the supreme quality of the item was verified? Yeah. Well. Just call me Inspector #437.
So I'm painting the living room. (STILL.) Via a (Bob-approved) ladder. While on said ladder taping the crown moulding, I sorta fell off. In my defense, there is NO STICKER THAT SAYS DO NOT STAND ON TOP. (If I were the suing type, you could bet your ass I'd be at lawyers office right now. But I hate litigation.)
So. I stood on top. And toppled over. And put a knee into the side wall of our World Market entertainment cabinet. I put a knee INTO the wall. Not THROUGH the wall.
Inspector #437 Quality Control Checklist for World Market entertainment center:
-Quality- A+
-Sturdiness- A+
-Thickness of wood- Afucking+
-Reliability of said knee (post-topple)- F- which is down from a solid C+ pre-topple.
