I'm bored. And when I'm bored, I think about random things that I overhear and/or see and/or realize.
For example, "denim jeans" is redundant. If you don't agree, look up the definitions. They're basically the same word. So why do people say denim jeans? What else would jeans be made of? Linen? I think not.
Also, I'd like to let you know that I royally suck at shaving my knees. No matter what razor, what shaving cream, or the condition of my skin, I still suck at it. I'd love to know the shaving secrets of other grown ups please. Because my knees look like those of a 14 year old girl. Not very hot at all.
On a similar note, I can't operate a weedeater either. That magical height above the grass where you're supposed to hover? I can't physically do that. I either smack the ground or do nothing at all.
So. Since I can't shave my knees or weedeat, I think I'll go get a pedicure.
