So enough of all this lovey dovey stuff... Let's get back to my day to day life, which is pretty comical, if I do say so myself.
So I don't own a microwave. My closet sized apartment kitchen does not have the space to accommodate one. It wasn't aesthetically pleasing to have a big honking thing on my counter. Instead of a microwave, I have an oven and a toaster oven.
A few weeks ago, I forgot this fact. I went to Kroger and, in an effort to simplify my life, I purchased 3 boxes of Lean Pockets. Uh. Yep.
As I was driving home, I realized my fatal mistake... I don't own an effing microwave. Son of a bitch. Anybody need three boxes of Lean Pockets? I got 'em for you...
